It appears to be badly translated, or some sort of prank, but Chinese Pop Culture very much values the art of random expressions, like the one below seen on a shirt sold by Zhejiang Semir Garment.
The tax mans taken all my dough,And left me in my stately home,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
And i cant sail my yacht,Hes taken everything Ive got, All Ive gots
this sunny afternoon.
Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
Of course I am now in the possession of this lovely t-shirt (in black, though), it cost me 69 元 Yuen and it was worth every 块 Kuai (lump).
For more information on Semir and their newly billionair owner, read forbes.