It appears to be badly translated, or some sort of prank, but Chinese Pop Culture very much values the art of random expressions, like the one below seen on a shirt sold by Zhejiang Semir Garment.

The tax mans taken all my dough,And left me in my stately home,

Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

And i cant sail my yacht,Hes taken everything Ive got, All Ive gots

this sunny afternoon.

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.

I got a big fat mama trying to break me.

Of course I am now in the possession of this lovely t-shirt (in black, though), it cost me 69 元 Yuen and it was worth every 块 Kuai (lump).

For more information on Semir and their newly billionair owner, read forbes.

Semir Garment